Wanna know my biggest regret?
Not watching the Oscars last night.
Ok, maybe that's not my biggest regret, but it's up there with wearing a pukka shell necklace for my eighth grade yearbook photo. Those decisions will haunt me forever.
Anywhoodles, every year I do the same thing. I say to myself, "Self, you fabulous thang you, we aren't watching the Oscars this year. Because they're lame. And because we don't have time to be all cultured-like and watch movies like "The Artist". No, we'd rather spend our time catching up on Mob Wives. Cause that shiz is getting craaaazy!"
And myself and I cuddle up on the couch and talk back to the tv with a faux Jersey accent.
Keepin' it classy since 1985, folks!
And every year I end up giving in to the pressure of twitter and flip over to the Oscars. Or whatever awards show every one's gossiping about. But not this year. No, this year I was going to stay strong. My channel would not change. I refused to give into peer pressure! AND I DID IT!!!!
And now? I'm kicking myself in rear end for not watching. I missed SO MANY FUNNY THINGS!!!
For instance, this:
I would have lmao for like, 10 solid minutes on that one. Primarily because I think Ryan Seacrest is a giant tool. And because he was piiiissed! Gigglesnort.
I also heard I missed Bradley Cooper's new look. So I obviously googled it right away this morning.
Eww, Bradley. Eww. Please shave that horrible thing off of your lip. Otherwise Ryan Gosling is replacing you for the future husband spot.
And apparently Emma Stone and Ben Stiller had quite the cute banter bit going on,
Which sucks because I *love* both of them!
There's also gossip of a wardrobe malfunction from the former Mrs. Marc Anthony, but I'm not gonna talk about that, because, come on, she asked for it in that dress.
So, from here on out, I resolve to never miss another awards show. Whether it's the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the European MTV Movie Awards, I'm gonna watch it. And then I'll probably blog about it. You've been warned.
Did you watch the Oscars? What was your favorite part?
P.S. If you're looking for my Life in Photos, come back on Thursday! Oh, and, I'm really sorry about that video auto-starting, hopefully it didn't cause any trouble for anyone!
5 comments:
I didn't watch it either...hubs vetoed it since I made him watch the Grammy's
OMG I totally missed the thing with Sacha Baron Cohen! How did I miss that?!?! HILARIOUS!!
LOL, OK, I didn't watch it but now I'm sad I missed if for no other reason than to see Ryan Seacrest get ashes dumped all over him!!! Hilarious!!
And, yeah, Bradley Cooper needs to get rid of the 'stache. He can't pull it off! And he's so sexy, otherwise!
OMG pukka shells!!! Ahahahaha I remember those days!! AND I totally agree with Cassandra, Bradley needs to lose the 'stache PRONTO! ;-)
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Did not get a chance to watch the Oscars, my babes over took the tv last night! Love your posts! Thanks for the follow on twitter!
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